The Kingdom of Womble 8473 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.936 billion Womble 8473ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 8473ian economy, worth 336 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,438 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,517 per year while the poor average 2,660, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8473's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 8473 is ranked 235,807^th in the world and 9,710^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.